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Okay, so I just did a private TF2 themed game of Cards against Humanity with a bunch of other TF2 ask/rp blogs. In the chat box, we all role played as each of our characters.

Here's a summed up list of the many amazing things that happened in that game.

-Medic gave Olivia beer and then got super pissed when she realized it wasn't alcoholic

-Olivia held a giant tea party with Gray's robots and the rest of the mercs wearing cardboard robot disguises

-Olivia broke the news to the mercs that she kicked Saxton Hale's ass and took over Mann Co

-Olivia threatened to fire everyone if the czar didn't choose her card

-Olivia learned about where she came from... "The Gravel powered Pregnancy machine"

So yeah... Needless to say, it was hilarious.
Reminder that even if you're vegan, that doesn't mean you can make your carnivorous pets vegan as well. Seriously, a dog may eat a vegetable willingly once, but that doesn't mean you can feed them that and nothing else. Your beliefs don't change their biology. Omnivores like yourself can eat nothing but vegan food without a problem, but carnivores like dogs, cats, and some reptiles NEED meat and nothing can change that.
Guess who made a new ask blog by EliteMerc
Guess who made a new ask blog
“Hello there. I’m Olivia, but you can call me Olive since my daddy and his dead brothers are all named after colors, and I like it when things are consistent. I’m also the CEO of Gray Gravel and Mann Co. My daddy says some people may have some questions about a little girl owning two entire companies, so feel free to ask me some questions if you’re curious”

daddyslittleolive.tumblr.com/
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Now that I've watched this, I would be 100% okay with not getting anything for Christmas since this is the greatest gift I could ever ask for.
For any of the poor maggots who haven't watched this yet
I decided to make a TF2 themed Tag Quiz. Copy-paste the questions into a journal and answer them.

Here are the rules. 

- You must answer all 15 questions.

- You must tag 5 - 15 people to do the quiz

- You must copy-paste these rules into your journal before you take the quiz.


Now, here are the questions...


1. Who is your Favorite class?

Pyro


2. Why is whoever you picked your favorite class?

Because he's adorable and deserves all the love in the universe.


3. Are you a competitive player?

Nah, not really.


4. Do you ship anyone? If so, who?

Texas Toast (Engineer X Pyro) all the way!


5. Do you read the TF2 comics?

Yes!


6. Who is your favorite non-mercenary character?

Olivia Mann


7. Have you ever played Team Fortress Classic?

No, but I'd like to.


8. What is your favorite weapon?

The Flare gun~


9. What is your favorite cosmetic/hat?

Foster's Facade


10. Who is your least favorite/least played class?

Medic (I love him, I just suck at playing as him and usually either switch classes or disconnect just to spite my team after playing only one round)


11. Do you play custom game modes? If so, which is you favorite?

Engineer VS Medic (AKA, Zombie survival. I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't played it before)


12. Do you play Mann VS Machine?

Not very often. If you ever see me playing it, I'm only there for the chance to get an Australium weapon.


13. What do you think of friendly players? (Players who don't play the objective and just dance or mess around with the enemy team)

Whenever I find a friendly (Especially a hoovy giving out sandviches) I leave them alone since they're not getting in the way of achieving the objective.


14. How long have you been playing TF2?

At least 4 years.


15. How long do you plan on staying with TF2?

Until the day I die. I love this game and the world behind it to no end. I will NEVER stop loving TF2.



And here are the people I'm tagging

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A few quotes from a couple of 'average' games of PayloadChoo Choo Project - TF2 

"If there aren't at least two people pushing that fucking cart at all times then I'm healing the enemy Spies"

"It'd be really fucking nice if all of our Engineers didn't build sentries on the final point before BLU team even capped the first one"

"Can our only Medic please heal someone besides the Heavy he's pocketing? For fuck's sake he's pushing the cart, he already has full health. The bastard literally just stared at me and walked away as I burned to death"

"There are like 4 Demomen on RED team who have all sticky trapped every last one of our spawn exits"

"I will literally suck your dick if you help me push this cart"

"I want that cart moving like your mother did on your father's shaft the night you were conceived!"
Quartz in the Snow by EliteMerc
Quartz in the Snow
I decided to draw Steven being cute to distract myself from the fact that I'll never have to chance to experience snow myself since I live in California... 

The background is from Gem Hunt btw

(Also, please click the image for better quality)
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I'm thinking about drawing my Dragon Ball Xenoverse OCs since no commissions have been requested yet and Xenoverse 2 just got released...
What do you guys think?
Gopher Snake = Chrysoprase

The Guy = Literally anyone who isn't Onyx or Topaz
Shoutout to probably the only other Stevethyst shipper on this site :iconsmolgrapes:
bruh what do I have to do to get into a server with these guys
"My internet provider can suck my PAINIS!"

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Darius Lane
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I'm a mediocre digital artist. I mostly post stuff for Team Fortress 2, Steven Universe, Dragon Ball, and Godzilla. I also have an extremely noticeable obsession of lizards and other scaly beauties.
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:iconkingsombramlp:
kingsombramlp Featured By Owner 5 hours ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzV9Gc…

I wish they'd make the More Gun song a taunt for the Engineer~
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:iconelitemerc:
EliteMerc Featured By Owner 3 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:iconkingsombramlp:
kingsombramlp Featured By Owner 5 hours ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzV9Gc…

I wish they'd make the More Gun song a taunt for the Engineer~
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K-daydream-112 Featured By Owner 15 hours ago
Hello elite, may we talk
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:iconelitemerc:
EliteMerc Featured By Owner 15 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sure.

What do you need?
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:iconk-daydream-112:
K-daydream-112 Featured By Owner 15 hours ago
May I know why you desire not to be with the geode gems no more
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:iconelitemerc:
EliteMerc Featured By Owner 15 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because I've done nothing but cause problems for you guys ever since I joined.
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:iconkingsombramlp:
kingsombramlp Featured By Owner 16 hours ago
you aren't working on Goldenite at all...are you...
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:iconelitemerc:
EliteMerc Featured By Owner 15 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, no I am not... 
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:iconkingsombramlp:
kingsombramlp Featured By Owner 15 hours ago
fine....I'll just ask someone else then.....
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TROLLESTACAT Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Artist
glad you like my song we are pyro mains
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:iconkingsombramlp:
kingsombramlp Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Darius.....please give Camila some support, she's been feeling like shit lately....comment on this pic

leo0125.deviantart.com/art/I-m…
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:iconelitemerc:
EliteMerc Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I saw.

I just have no clue what to actually say...
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:iconkingsombramlp:
kingsombramlp Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Dude, she REALLY wants a comment from you...
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:iconelitemerc:
EliteMerc Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What am I supposed to say?!

just asking how she feels isn't going to do anything! 
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:iconkingsombramlp:
kingsombramlp Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Just ask her what's wrong...
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:iconleo0125:
leo0125 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Artist
is olivia from TF2 right?~
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:iconelitemerc:
EliteMerc Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ye
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:iconleo0125:
leo0125 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Artist
oh

how is she like?
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:iconelitemerc:
EliteMerc Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
amazing
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Blumestien Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
HOW DARE YOU FAVE MY WORK!!!? PERVERT!!!
(Thanks you very much for Fave)
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:iconelitemerc:
EliteMerc Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No probs~
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KellyNewbie Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Thanks for the favourite!
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